End of Century Mole. An accidental celebrity, with a spreading bald patch, despairing of current family values, Mole is still worrying: Is Viagra cheating? Why won't BBC1 produce The White Van, his serial killer comedy? Will the Millennium Wheel EVER turn? Will Pandora Braithwaite MP become Blair's favorite babe? Will Pauline Mole throw caution to the winds with a per-millennium fling? Will George Mole regain his erectile function? And will Adrian himself find the fulfillment he seeks as celebrity offal chef, single parent, and celibate novelist?